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Sporking Interview

A brief overview: The spork empire sprung up from no where... But at least it exists. The only known language of a common spork is $pOrKi$h. And yes,it is actually spelled that way. You may also think that the spork is just a conbination of both spoon and fork. BUT THAT IS UTTERLY AND BARBARICALLY WRONG. True as it may be, the spork is related to both, but is secretly the most advanced techonological inovation known to man and beyond. That can't be disproven. Now it should be noted that the sporks are Actually alive, and are wanting revenge on humans for the absurd and utmost treatment of 0.0000000000000000001 respect points. It's been plaguing sporkkind for Centuries! Sporks in science are "Sporkistum Ultimatum"

Today's lucky interviewer is a spork from Sporkville.. interesting. Thanks to the new laws of physics, sporks can't be infected with diseases. So, he is here with us today. Let's ask a few questions.
Q: What are you?
S: A spork.
Q: Why are you here?
S: For the 3 million dollars prize, pbviously.
Q: Do you like eating trash?
S: Of course not!!!
Q: Can you spell human?
S: V-I-L-L-A-I-N.
ML: Spork status verified!

And Now, for the competition! Set by the most famous sporks and the founding sporkers, this competition is consisted of some challenges that this poor spork may never complete unless too cool 4 school. School sucks.
A: For your first task, you must count to 10 in 2 seconds.
S: 1, 5, 10.
A: For your second task, you must spin the wheel.
S: This is a fidget spinner.
A: SPIN IT!!
S: Ok I spun it .
S: Now what?
A: You must destroy it to complete the task.
S: I've destroyed it.
S: Well, it was already destrpyed before I spun it.
A: Excellent! Now spell the following words:
A: Human, Humanitarian, Home, Dumpster, Toaster, Monkey
S: D-I-E spells Human, S-T-U-P-I-D spells Humanitatirian
A: And?
S: G-A-R-B-A-G-E spells Home
A: Keep going...
S: I'm not sure how to spell dumpster, but I think it is spelled L-O-U-N-G-E
(Random Human: But didn't he spell human as villain? Now he spells it as die? How many spellings does human apply to??)
A: That is correct!
S: And maybe Toaster is spelled I-N-D-P-E-N-D-E-N-C-Y?
A: WRONG!
S: No plea-
A: Just Kidding! correct!
S: :D